*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
Phil popping up on your dashboard yay
I stayed up all night using a text-to-speech program to make my computer say “poop.” Now I’m exhausted and dehydrated from crying from laughing so much and nobody will return my calls. I called every person I knew and left them all messages of my computer saying “poop” and me screaming and laughing until I threw up. Nobody cares if I’m dead or alive.
i love when people call me precious thats such a cute thing to call somebodyyeah it does have a nicering to it
oh my lord don’t start with theses puns
but they rule
Ezra Miller as Patrick in The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Always reblog Patrick. Always.
I’m so glad they still have this show on teennick.
Clive Anderson: It’s a hoedown about Colin! That’s nice, that’s very nice, because Colin is very much identified with this particular game. [laughs]
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (UK) 10x02 Episode Two (29 April, 1998)
He received the manhood of a tiger!! Our prince made love to a tiger!!
UK grading system
Time to move to the UK
Dude I would kill for that grading scale
wait, so what is it in america then?
Anything below that is an F
is that real??