people who change pronouns when they do covers of songs so that they sound straight are weak
The fact that this episode is 10 years old and Beyoncé is even more relevant today is just fabulous
Round One! He’ll ask me on a date and…Round Two! I’ll primp but won’t be late because…Round Three’s! Where we kiss inside his car! Won’t go all the way but i’ll go pretty far and then…Round Four! He’ll ask me for my hand! And then…Round Five! We’ll book the wedding band! So by…Round Six! Amber much to your surprise this heavyweight champion takes the prize!
“To the people clinging to the notion that female-led pictures are a niche genre, people see them! They make money! The world is round, people!” - Cate Blanchett
Australians need to stfu moaning about how hot it is. You live in fucking Australia. You should be prepared for this shit.
OH, I’M SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT?
I COULDN’T QUITE HEAR YOU OVER THE INEVITABLE HEAT THAT WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CONTROL OF
WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO COMPLAIN AS MUCH AS WE WANT TO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
JUST IN CASE AMERICANS DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW HOT 52˚C IS.
Holy fuck are you guys okay
i wanna be the girl who majors in english and who makes art and always looks so fucking cool and goes to shows and runs a cool real blog about her life and just fuckin owns everything
but no sadly im just the girl who dropped a kit kat on the floor and then ate it anyways
its okay hon you can’t be expected to let a kit kat go like that